More of Sarah's Idiotic Moments

Well, here are a few conversations that went down yesterday at work:
Lunch Conversation

Coworker: I think Sarah would make a really good cat burglar
Me: Maybe, but what would I do with all the cats?
Coworkers: (laughter erupts..........)
Me: Really, though guys. I don't like cats all that much.
Coworker: Are you being serious?
Me: Yeah, I really don't like cats.

Later in the day.......

Me: Hey guys, come check this out. Some lady wrote on her mail slip that her address is Puerto Rico, USA. What was she thinking? Isn't that hilarious?
Coworker: umm...........not really. Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States.
Me: huh? Then why isn't Puerto Rico in the "State Song"......"ALA.....bama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado......." (I proceeded to go through the song through the P's....)
Coworker: speechless

Don't worry guys, I still have my job. And Jason made me vow last night that I would try really hard to restore the integrity of our family name.